Hey Kids! Here are some cool jokes to share with your friends? Do you have a joke that’s even funnier than what you see here? E-mail Dr.Goodbear at goodbear@mts.net and share them with us! You might even get your joke posted on this page!
What did one eye say to the other eye?
- Between you and me, something smells!
How do you make a hot dog stand?
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Where do snowmen keep their money?
Why did the tomato turn red?
- It saw the salad dressing!
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
- They don't have the guts.
How do you catch a squirrel?
- Climb a tree and act like a nut!
What do you do with a blue whale?
How do you communicate with a fish?
Where do sheep go to get haircuts?
What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Why was the pelican kicked out of the hotel?
- Because he had a big bill!
What do cats eat for breakfast?