Hey Kids! Here are some cool jokes to share with your friends? Do you have a joke that’s even funnier than what you see here? E-mail Dr.Goodbear at goodbear@mts.net and share them with us! You might even get your joke posted on this page!

  • What did one eye say to the other eye?

    • Between you and me, something smells!
  • How do you make a hot dog stand?

    • Steal its chair.
  • What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

    • "Is that you mommy?"
  • What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

    • Frostbite.
  • What do you get from a pampered cow?

    • Spoiled milk.
  • Where do snowmen keep their money?

    • In snow banks.
  • Why did the tomato turn red?

    • It saw the salad dressing!
  • What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

    • Odor in the court.
  • Why don't skeletons fight each other?

    • They don't have the guts.
  • How do you catch a squirrel?

    • Climb a tree and act like a nut!
  • What do you do with a blue whale?

    • Try to cheer him up!
  • How do you communicate with a fish?

    • Drop him a line!
  • Where do sheep go to get haircuts?

    • To the Baa Baa shop!
  • What does a shark eat with peanut butter?

    • Jellyfish!
  • Why was the pelican kicked out of the hotel?

    • Because he had a big bill!
  • What do cats eat for breakfast?

    • Mice Crispies!